§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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one rubric, every desk. Grades change when the truth changes.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Monero — Decentralised, open-source cryptocurrency with mandatory on-chain privacy: ring signatures, stealth addresses, and RingCT.
LEGIT
● XMR
L0 · trustless
A+
#02
Feather Wallet — Open-source Monero desktop wallet with built-in Tor and hardware wallet support.
LEGIT
● XMR
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A
#03
Mullvad VPN — Swedish flat-rate VPN with anonymous account numbers and cash payments.
LEGIT
● XMR
● BTC
● CASH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A
#04
IVPN — Gibraltar VPN: account-ID signup, Cure53-audited, accepts cash, Monero, Bitcoin and Lightning.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A
#05
BasicSwap — Particl-built cross-chain atomic-swap DEX. You run the nodes; the protocol does the swap. No signup, no custody, no operator.
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A
#06
Haveno — Decentralised Monero-base P2P exchange forked from Bisq, with 2-of-3 multisig escrow over Tor.
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CASH
● SEPA
L0 · trustless
A
#07
BitVPS — Offshore VPS and dedicated servers paid in crypto
TRUSTED
● SOL
● USDT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#08
Monerujo — Long-running open-source Android wallet for Monero
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#09
JMP.chat — US/CA phone numbers over XMPP, paid in Bitcoin or Monero.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#10
AirVPN — Italian no-logs VPN, anonymous signup, crypto-paid
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● LN
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A-
#11
Bisq — P2P multisig BTC exchange, no signup, AGPLv3, since 2014
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● SEPA
● CASH
L0 · trustless
A-
#12
NordBastion — Nordic KYC-free VPS and dedicated hosting
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#13
Njal.la — Offshore privacy provider for domains, VPS and VPN
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#14
addy.io — Open-source email alias relay, formerly AnonAddy. Free tier, crypto-friendly paid plans, fully self-hostable.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● CARD
L2 · discreet
B+
#15
Cryptostorm — Token-authenticated VPN with no accounts or email.
CAUTION
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
B
#16
SimSMS — Virtual phone numbers · 14 cryptos · MCP & REST agent API
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● SOL
● USDT
L1 · anonymous
B
#17
ServPrivate — 7-jurisdiction offshore VPS · 14 cryptos · MCP & REST agent API
TRUSTED
● XMR
● USDT
● BTC
● ETH
● SOL
L1 · anonymous
B
#18
SideShift — Non-custodial multi-chain swap router, no signup required.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● LN
L2 · discreet
B
#19
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1984 Hosting — Icelandic hosting and VPS provider with Monero payments and a civil-liberties posture.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
L2 · discreet
B
#20
NoKycVPS — No-KYC VPS, dedicated servers, and 26 TLDs
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
● SOL
L1 · anonymous
B