§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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one rubric, every desk. Grades change when the truth changes.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Zeus — Non-custodial mobile Bitcoin and Lightning wallet; embedded LND or connects to LND/CLN/LNDHub over Tor.
LEGIT
● BTC
● LN
● TOR
L1 · anonymous
A
#02
IVPN — Gibraltar VPN: account-ID signup, Cure53-audited, accepts cash, Monero, Bitcoin and Lightning.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A
#03
Phoenix Wallet — Self-custodial Lightning wallet from ACINQ — runs a real Lightning node on your phone, no signup, no KYC.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#04
Blockstream Green — Non-custodial BTC and Lightning wallet with multisig 2FA
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#05
Blue Wallet — Non-custodial BTC + Lightning wallet for mobile and desktop, with multisig and hardware-wallet support
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#06
RoboSats — Federated peer-to-peer Lightning bitcoin exchange. Single-use robot avatars, no signup, Tor-only by default, AGPL-3.0 since 2022.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A-
#07
JMP.chat — US/CA phone numbers over XMPP, paid in Bitcoin or Monero.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#08
AirVPN — Italian no-logs VPN, anonymous signup, crypto-paid
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● LN
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A-
#09
Electrum — Non-custodial SPV Bitcoin wallet, desktop and Android
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#10
addy.io — Open-source email alias relay, formerly AnonAddy. Free tier, crypto-friendly paid plans, fully self-hostable.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● CARD
L2 · discreet
B+
#11
SideShift — Non-custodial multi-chain swap router, no signup required.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● LN
L2 · discreet
B
#12
OrangeWebsite — Icelandic free-speech hosting with anonymous signup.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CARD
● CASH
L2 · discreet
B
#13
SwapNoKYC — Closed-source swap front-end routing to FixedFloat liquidity; no account, no email, one-shot addresses.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
C
#14
SimpleSwap — Instant no-signup swap aggregator routing 1,500+ coins; AML screen can freeze flagged transactions for review.
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● SOL
● LN
L2 · discreet
C
#15
F
FixedFloat — Instant non-custodial crypto swap, no account, AML can freeze flagged orders
CAUTION
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● ETH
● SOL
L2 · discreet
D